I'M FRIENDLY, BUT MY WIFE ISN'T
Some lines you only say to your group chat at 1 a.m. This one made it onto a tee.
Fit
Designed oversized. Size down for a relaxed fit, true size for the full streetwear silhouette. EU customers, take one size down from US sizing shown.
Fabric & making
Heavyweight 200gsm organic combed ring-spun cotton. Dropped shoulders, high mock neck, double-needle seams. GOTS + OCS certified. Designed in London, made responsibly in Bangladesh, printed on demand.
Shipping & returns
Made to order. Ships in 3 business days, delivered in 7–9 days (US) / 5–6 days (UK). Free shipping on 2+ tees. Easy 30-day returns.
Care
Cold wash inside out. Hang dry or tumble low. Light iron in reverse only, never directly on the print. The first wash sets the soft vintage finish.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 73 | 24 | 39 |
| M | 75 | 24.5 | 43 |
| L | 77 | 25 | 47 |
| XL | 80 | 25.5 | 51 |
| 2XL | 82.5 | 26 | 55 |
Mix any designs. Same price, one checkout. Tap a chosen design again to see it up close.
The print
If a line cracks or fades within fifty washes, we replace the tee. No receipt drama.
The returns
30 days, prepaid label. Exchanges jump the queue.
The drops
Every volume is a small run. When a line sells out, it rarely comes back.
4.8 out of 5, from 2,300+ of her.
heavier than any tee I own. washed it ten times, the print still looks day one.
oversized but it falls right. two strangers read my shirt out loud in one day.
bought one as a joke. it's now the only thing I reach for on bad days.